Description
🥇 Decoy Gold Coins – Let the Thieves Steal Garbage! 🥇
Burglars are stupid.
Play to their strengths.
Our Decoy Gold Coins are gold-plated, encapsulated, and look stupidly real – just good enough to make a thief grab and run like the little rats they are.
(Some even fool basic gold testers… because most thieves are too dumb to check anyway.)
Upgrade: Want to REALLY mess with them?
Spend a little more and get decoys that can even pass X-ray scans – so the idiots think they hit the jackpot… while you sit back laughing with your real gold safely hidden.
💥 Prices:
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Cheap Decoys: Around 1% of spot price (perfect for bait)
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Top-Shelf Fakes: Up to 10% of spot for ones that fool even “experts”
Warning:
If you buy these to scam, pawn, prank your friends, or otherwise be a criminal dirtbag, that’s on you.
We sell these to help good people protect their real treasure.
🪙 Real enough for a burglar. Fake enough to save your real gold.
🛡️ Don’t get robbed – get even.
👉 Stock up before the next break-in!
